After presumably a few days of searching, what he ends up with is this:
A Book With a Sweet Dragon On It Specifically, a dragon breathing fire at some flying douchebag in a cape. You can't only read very small amounts of this book as it appears to be in English. Its inner pages also smell strongly of meat. One time when you opened it up, it made sparks.
A Magic Book...? It says right on the cover, in the Faerie Tongues, that it's a magic book. The interior pages are blank, however. Maybe you should take its word for it? (This book also gives you a +1 to Mega Slash.)
"Ariel's Treasure Chest" For a second you thought this woman was your sister, but it turned out that she was actually a mermaid. Darnit! Maybe your sister is a mermaid? There is cheap plastic jewelry and a colouring book with pencil crayons inside. While wearing the jewelry, one will find themselves able to breathe underwater.
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A Book With a Sweet Dragon On It
Specifically, a dragon breathing fire at some flying douchebag in a cape. You can't only read very small amounts of this book as it appears to be in English. Its inner pages also smell strongly of meat. One time when you opened it up, it made sparks.
A Magic Book...?
It says right on the cover, in the Faerie Tongues, that it's a magic book. The interior pages are blank, however. Maybe you should take its word for it? (
This book also gives you a +1 to Mega Slash.)"Ariel's Treasure Chest"
For a second you thought this woman was your sister, but it turned out that she was actually a mermaid. Darnit! Maybe your sister is a mermaid? There is cheap plastic jewelry and a colouring book with pencil crayons inside. While wearing the jewelry, one will find themselves able to breathe underwater.